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Howdy Folks,


I just bought a ton of 'em lotto tickets in the hopes that i will win the big jackpot. I think its like $640,000,000,000 and .15 cents or somethin like that. All i really know for sure is Its alot of moneys.

If I win this thing I have already come up with a list of things i'm gonna get with my winnin's. Check this out...

1. My very own Hardee's Restaurant
2. A solid gold hovercraft
7. A super-smart butler robot named Bufford
18. The General Lee from 'The Dukes of Hazzard'
347. And authentic Elvis jumpsuit that lights up and has a cape.
D. All of the Above

That sounds pretty sweet, right? Oh, and if I got anythin' left after all of that I'm going to try to get 'Mama's Family' back on the air. Hey, I can try.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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