Mouthpiece - 25 Best Anchorman One-liners

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012 Good Afternoon, April Fools! I know it's lame, but I couldn't help myself. Enjoy the foolishness, but don't be a fool... or Mr. T will have something to say about that. Oh, wait! April Fool's Day was Sunday. Dammit! Now I feel foolish. Well, enjoy today's issue. It's got some good stuff. Mouthing Off, Carl P.S. Are you on Facebook? If you are, check out the Deal of the Day fan page. You get exclusive offers and a new deal every day. It is easy to become a fan, just Click Here and hit the like button... Questions? Comments? Email Mouthpiece [m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y "It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety." - Isaac Asimov "Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it." - Maya Angelou "I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure." - John D. Rockefeller [m] What's On the Web? The 25 Most Quotable "Anchorman" One-liners With the big announcement of "Anchorman 2" starting production I found this list to be perfect timing. If you're a fan of the Will Ferrell comedy enjoy the 25 most quotable quotes from this very quotable movie. "I immediately regret this decision." - Ron Burgundy Visit: The 25 Most Quotable "Anchorman" One-liners Girl in a Human Slingshot If you're not over April Fool's Day yet take a look at this. This girl is suspended between 2 poles by cords that catapult her back and forth, literally turning her into a human slingshot. However, despite her screams the stunt seems to be relatively safe and very amusing. Watch It Now: Girl in a Human Slingshot [m] b i t s . n . b o b s *-- Bizarre April Holidays --* April 1 is One Cent Day April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day April 3 is Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day April 4 is Tell-A-Lie Day April 5 is Go For Broke Day April 6 is Sorry Charlie Day April 7 is No Housework Day April 8 is All Is Ours Day April 9 is Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day April 10 is Golfers Day April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day April 12 is Look Up At The Sky Day April 13 is Blame Somebody Else Day April 14 is National Pecan Day April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day April 17 is National Cheeseball Day April 18 is International Jugglers Day April 19 is Garlic Day April 20 is Look Alike Day April 21 is Kindergarten Day April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day April 23 is Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket Day April 25 is National Zucchini Bread Day April 26 is Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day April 27 is Tell A Story Day April 28 is Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day April 29 is National Shrimp Scampi Day April 30 is National Honesty Day *** Missed an Issue? Visit the Mouthpiece Archives To continue to receive this ezine, add me to your address book: ezine@gophercentral.com Add Me To Your Address Book Twitter Facebook Free Newsletters Visit Our GopherCentral Archives Download our Deal of the Day Android App Download our Deal of the Day iPhone App Today's Top Videos Colorful World See the everyday miracles of life in a whole new light as digital technology colors your world. • Alfred Hitchcock Montage • The Great John Wayne • Storm Chasers • Cat Adopts Squirrel • Understanding Sleep Sometimes email delivery is spotty. If you miss any daily deal from us, visit us to catch the past few daily deals. Bookmark OfferBug to visit often. Don't miss a single deal - visit OfferBug today. Open cans easily, safely and say goodbye to sharp edges with The Handy Can Opener. Your Price: $7.47
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